Donkey Kicks Guy Off Screen
A Donkey In A Movie Kicks A Character Hard Off Screen
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I'm not a donkey I'm a zebra! 
I'm not a donkey I'm a llama! 
I'm not a donkey I'm a unicorn! 
When you thought you'd be a master, but you're just a donkey 
When you can't do martial arts like the pros 
When you thought you'd be a kung-fu master, but you're just a donkey 
When you try to fly, but you can only stand 
When you realize you'll never be as good as Aluizio Li Falcão 
When you thought you were a kung-fu star, but you're just a donkey 
When you thought you could take on the world, but you can't even take on a donkey 
When you thought you were something special, but you're just a donkey in traditional clothes 
When you get hurt and pained, but you keep going 
When you realize you can't do martial arts like Aluizio Li Falcão 
When the grass looks too dry to stand on 
When you thought you'd be a Chinese master, but you're just a donkey 
When the mountain plants make you feel even smaller 
When you try to kick, but you only look serious 
When you thought you were a Shaolin master, but you're just a donkey 
When your martial arts skills don't measure up 
When you try to be tough, but you're just a donkey 
When you try to be tough, but you're just a donkey in a hat 
When the dry trees in the mountains make you feel small 
When your martial arts dreams just aren't coming true 
When your martial arts costume isn't enough 
When you thought you'd be a Shaolin warrior, but you're just a donkey 
When you thought you were Edmilson Filho, but you're just Aluizio Li Falcão 
When you think you're a martial arts master, but you're just a donkey in traditional clothes 
When the mountains look too big to climb