Django Looking At Wanted Paper
Django In Movie Django Unchained Reads Wanted Letter Next To Dr. Schultz
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I'm sorry did you want me to stop playing the guitar? 
I'm sorry did you want me to stop being so handsome? 
Is this really happening?' 
Time to face the music!' 
When your drama turns into a dark comedy 
I should have seen this coming!' 
What did I get myself into?! 
When you realize that grass, plants, hills, soil, twigs, and dirt don't make for a safe hideout 
Dr. King Schultz and Django Freeman: Wanted in the Wild West 
When you realize even Jamie Foxx and Christoph Waltz won't help you 
This isn't what I expected!' 
When you realize your paper wanted poster didn't work 
Oh no, not again!' 
When you realize even Dr. King Schultz and Django can't save you 
Dr. King Schultz & Django Freeman: Wanted in the Wild West 
What have I done to deserve this?' 
Not what I signed up for! 
Looks like I'm in trouble again!' 
What have I done?! 
I'm starting to regret my choices!' 
Here we go again... 
Here we go again!' 
When you realize the Wild West isn't what it used to be 
Just another day in the life of a revisionist western 
Say it ain't so!' 
I'm not sure I'm ready for this!' 
When you find out your paper gun isn't going to help you 
When you realize reading, holding, lying down, talking, and hiding won't save you from the Wild West 
How did I get myself into this mess?'