Patrick Bateman Slides Business Card
Christian Bale Playing Patrick Bateman Slides Over Business Card in Film American Psycho
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That's why they call it psycho-drama 
Looks like I'm in trouble again 
Time to face the music! 
When you discover Luis Carruthers is not impressed 
Here we go again! 
When you realize you've been outplayed 
When you find out your business card isn't as powerful as you thought 
I'm starting to regret my choices! 
Christian Bale has nothing on me! 
This isn't what I expected! 
What did I get myself into?! 
Time to face the music 
Oh no, not again! 
How did I get myself into this mess? 
Just another day in the life of American Psycho 
What's going to happen next? 
When you realize you're in way over your head 
How did I end up here? 
The moment of truth has arrived 
I should have seen this coming! 
Looks like I'm in trouble again... 
That's why they call it a thriller 
Not what I signed up for! 
Never underestimate the power of a business card 
Don't be fooled by the good looks! 
Just another day in the life of an American Psycho 
Don't be fooled by the suit and tie... 
Thriller or horror? You decide 
What have I done?! 
Please let this be a bad dream 
When you realize you've been outsmarted 
Nothing good can come from this 
Something's not right here... 
When Matt Ross shows up and you know you're done for 
When you realize you shouldn't have taken that business card 
When you realize your business card isn't as impressive as you thought 
Is this really happening? 
Here we go again... 
Don't trust anyone with a mustache 
When you realize you're not as powerful as Patrick Bateman 
What have I done to deserve this? 
When you realize your suit and tie aren't enough 
Never judge a book by its cover 
When the blinds are down and you know you've been caught 
Uh oh, trouble's a brewing 
When you find out what's really behind that 'business' card 
Unhappy? Serious? Tired? Me too!