Police Chief Unfolds Message
Police Chief In Movie The Big Lebowski Unfolds Message And Reads It
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I'm not always a table but when I am I'm unfolded. 
When you're trying to be a good table but life just keeps unfolding you. 
The office isn't so cozy anymore 
What did I get myself into? 
The Big Lebowski: When you realize you've been duped 
So much for a good time 
This isn't what I expected 
When your plans go awry 
Time to face the music 
That's why you don't mess with the Malibu Police Chief 
Maybe the lamp table isn't such a good idea 
Guess this is the end of the road 
Looks like I'm in deep shit 
Oh no, not again 
Not what I signed up for! 
The US flag is no longer a symbol of safety 
Reading the note was a bad idea 
Looks like I'm in over my head 
Whoops, looks like I'm in trouble 
When your buddy puts you in a sticky situation 
What have I done? 
When you realized you've been scammed 
Who knew crime could be so serious 
All I wanted was a good time 
Wait... Is this really happening? 
Dark comedy, indeed 
What have I done to deserve this? 
Here we go again