Tom Haverford Throws Notecard In Face
Aziz Ansari As Tom Haverford In Parks and Rec Throws Notecard At Audience
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I'm not a VIP but I'm pretentious enough to act like one. 
I'm not a VIP but I'm pretentious enough to think I am. 
Aziz Ansari's mustache game is on point 
Serious and nonchalant, just like Tom Haverford 
Acting like you know what's going on 
That moment when you realize you're not just another fan 
When you've earned the right to be called a VIP 
Showing off your VIP credentials 
When you finally get VIP access to a Parks and Recreation event 
Insulation containers have never looked so stylish 
Time to take the VIP experience to the next level 
When you have to throw the coffee mugs to prove your VIP status 
Time to show off your VIP status 
How to look like a VIP in 5 seconds flat 
Being VIP isn't always easy 
Taking it to the next level of VIP-ness 
When you realize your tickets aren't just for show 
The dark tie and suit combo is a must-have 
Tom Haverford: Master of VIP experiences 
When you realize you have to talk the talk and walk the walk 
Doing whatever it takes to get VIP access 
Tom Haverford in serious mode 
When you know you're the real deal 
When you finally get that VIP ticket 
Tom Haverford: VIP extraordinaire 
When you suddenly become the most important person in the room 
Taking a break from the coffee mugs and insulation containers 
All dressed up and nowhere to go