Man Tries Stapling Paper to Pole
A Man in Short Film Missing Stapler Pretends to Staple a Paper to a Pole
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I'm not going to lie I'm pretty proud of myself. 
When you realize you can get away with anything. 
Trying to be normal is overrated. 
I thought I had it all under control 
Say it ain't so! 
Time to face the music! 
How did I lose it? 
I'm starting to regret my choices! 
Sadness and confusion on the streets of staplerless town 
This isn't what I expected! 
Lost and confused: the story of the missing stapler 
Oh no, not again! 
How did I get myself into this mess? 
When you find out your stapler is gone 
Not what I signed up for! 
I should have seen this coming! 
When staples become scarce 
What have I done? 
When you can't find your stapler anywhere 
Is this really happening? 
Here we go again... 
I'm not sure I'm ready for this staplerless life! 
Where did it go? 
Just another day in the life of a stapler-less person 
What have I done to deserve this? 
What did I do to deserve this? 
Who took my stapler?! 
It seemed like a good idea at the time!