Eric Andre Breaking Into Fence
Eric Andre Tries to Break Fence Outside the White House
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Can I come in? I promise I won't bite! 
I just want to be friends... with your blood. 
I'm not a vampire I swear! 
How do I get through this gate if Eric Andre won't let me in? 
It's time to get crazy and join the show! 
I'm about to lose control and get into the show! 
Oh hey, what's this? A grass garden fence? 
Let me in! I'm ready to take on the show! 
I'm ready to experience the madness of Eric Andre! 
Stand back! I'm about to blow this gate up! 
I'm about to go crazy and join the show! 
When you're about to lose control and you need to get into the show 
Ah, the gate of madness! 
I'll show you mad rushed rage and pressured anxiety! 
I'm ready to go crazy! 
Let me in! I'm ready for the madness! 
Time to blow up this steel gate and get in! 
I'm gonna get mad rushed rage pressured and anxious! 
What kind of show has a steel gate? 
When you want to join the madness but the gate won't open 
Oh no! I'm locked out of the show! 
Ahh! I'm about to blow a fuse! 
When you want to get into The Eric Andre Show but the gate won't open 
I'm hoping for a taste of that Adult Swim craziness! 
The only way I'm getting in is by breaking down this gate! 
Who needs a tie when you have a microphone and a suit? 
I'm here to experience the madness of Eric Andre! 
Is there any way I can get through? 
Just trying to get in and join the fun!