Mom Faints At Breakfast
Mom In Movie Kickass Faints At Breakfast While Eating Cereal
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I'm not a cereal person. 
I'm not a kick-ass person. 
I'm not a morning person. 
I'm not a box person. 
When you thought your cereal box was an adventure, but all you got was a face full of breakfast 
When you thought your cereal box was a movie, but it was just a bowl of peanut butter 
When you thought you'd be a superhero, but all you got was a kitchen decor 
When you thought you could fly, but all you got was a bowl of cereal 
Waking up to realize your cereal box isn't an adventure 
When you thought you'd be a superhero, but all you got was a blouse 
When you thought you'd be saving the world, but all you got was a bowl of cereal 
When you thought your cereal box would give you a superhero power, but all you got was a movie 
When your cereal box promised an adventure, but all you got was fatigue 
When you thought the cereal box was a movie, but it was only full of breakfast 
When you thought you'd be Dave Lizewski, but all you got was a bowl of cereal 
When you thought you were getting an action-packed adventure, but it's just a movie 
When your cereal box promises an adventure, but you get a movie instead 
When you thought you'd be fighting villains, but all you got was breakfast 
When you thought you'd be a superhero, but all you got was a spoon 
When you thought your cereal box was a fantasy, but it was just a comedy 
When you thought you'd be saving the day, but all you got was a bowl of cereal 
When you thought you'd have a fantasy adventure, but all you got was a bowl of cereal 
When you open a cereal box expecting a superhero, but all you get is Mrs. Lizewski 
When you thought you were getting a superhero, but it was just a bowl of cereal 
When the Kick-Ass movie turns out to be just a cereal box 
When you thought the cereal box would give you superpowers, but all you got was tiredness 
When you thought you'd be Aaron Taylor Johnson, but all you got was a bowl of cereal 
When you thought you bought an adventure and all you got was a cereal box 
When you thought you'd be Elizabeth McGovern, but all you got was a bowl of cereal 
When you thought you'd be Kick-Ass, but it was just a cereal box 
When you thought you'd be Kick-Ass, but all you got was a bowl of cereal