Officer Shows Screen To Others
An Officer In TV Show Brooklyn Nine-Nine Presents His Screen
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I'm not a remote control I'm a human! 
I'm not a cop I'm a remote! 
I'm the remote control for this TV! 
When you realize you have the power to control things with a flick of the wrist 
Don't underestimate the power of a tie and a button shirt 
When you try to be the boss, but you can't 
When you thought you were the leader, but you were wrong 
Just another day at the Brooklyn Nine-Nine police station 
No remote needed - when you've got the power of confidence 
When you can control the TV with just a glance 
I can control this screen with my mind! 
No need for a remote control when you've got a police badge 
When you think you have it all figured out, but you don't 
When you realize you can control the world from the comfort of your own home 
What do you mean I can't just change the channel with the remote? 
Standing tall and talking with confidence - this is how you control the world 
When you thought you were the one in control, but you weren't 
When you thought you were the one in control, but you had to let go 
When you can control the world from behind a TV screen 
When you thought you could control the screen, but you couldn't 
Jake Peralta, master of the remote control 
When you think you know it all, but you don't 
When you try to take charge, but it backfires 
Remote control? I don't need no stinking remote control! 
When you don't need a remote to take charge of the room 
When you thought you had the power, but you had to hand it over 
When you realize you don't have the power you thought you did 
When you tried to take the wheel, but you weren't driving 
When you think you're in control, but you're really not 
Just another day at the Brooklyn Nine-Nine 
Jake Peralta, master of the remote - and the police station 
Confidence is key when it comes to controlling the TV 
When you realize the power of a police badge 
When you thought you were the one in charge, but you were wrong 
Andy Samberg trying to control the TV screen like a pro 
When you tried to be the king of the castle, but you weren't 
When you take charge of the room with a remote in hand 
When you can change the world with a flick of the wrist 
When you try to take control, but you fail 
When you know you've got the power 
Who needs a remote when you're this confident? 
Calm and confident, controlling the world from behind a TV 
No remote control necessary when you've got style 
When you try to be in charge, but you don't have the remote 
Taking charge of the room with a remote and a police badge 
When you thought you could change the channel, but you couldn't 
When you thought you could control the show, but you couldn't 
When you thought you were the one in the driver's seat, but you weren't 
When you thought you were the one running the show, but you weren't 
Taking control of the room with a calm and confident attitude 
When you thought you had a handle on the situation, but you didn't 
When you thought you had the power, but you were wrong